You just might be a crazy dog lady, if …

My husband says I’m a crazy dog lady.

I insist I’m not.

But here are 47 reasons why I am: (Feel free to add your reasons in the comments section below.)

1. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you bought a second car just to carry the dogs and that car has a name. (Mine is called The Bernermobile.)
2. You might be a crazy dog lady, if all of the t-shirts in your wardrobe have either a picture of a dog or a message about dogs on them.
3. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your vanity license plate refers to dogs.
4. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have dog-related bumper stickers and car magnets.
5. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you had your husband make platforms for the dog car for all the dog show stuff.
6. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you regularly have to pick dog hair out of your salad.
7. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you spend more time making dog treats than making dinner for your family.
8. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you don’t do family vacations because someone has to stay home with the dogs.
9. You might be a crazy dog lady, if all your vacations include your dogs, but not your husband.
10. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you drive 4 hours to a dog show for 5 minutes in the show ring.
11. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have a special dog show chair with your name and a picture of your breed of dog on it.
12. You might be a crazy dog lady, if the only time you cut grass is to make a show ring in your backyard. (See photo above.)
13. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog gets more massages than you do.
14. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your bumper sticker touts your dog’s intelligence over someone else’s honor student.
15. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dogs have their own couch.
16. You might be a crazy dog lady, if every coffee mug in your house has a dog saying or picture on it.
17. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have an apron with a witty saying about dogs on it.
18. You might be a crazy dog lady, if most of the food in your freezer is frozen dog treats.
19. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your monthly dog training fees are higher than your grocery bill.
20. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you know how to register your dog, but you struggle registering your car.
21. You might be a crazy dog lady, if all of your Facebook friends’ profile pictures are of their dogs.
22. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you post more pictures of your dogs than you do of your children.
23. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you trim your dog’s toenails more often than your own.
24. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog’s hair dryer costs more than your own.
25. You might be a crazy dog lady, if the dog’s grooming tools are nicer than your hair brushes.
26. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your vet bills are higher than your doctor bills.
27. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog eats more organic food than you do.
28. You might be a crazy dog lady if you know the amount of protein, fat and Omega 3’s in your dog’s food but not in your own.
29. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have 8 dog leashes but only 3 dogs.
30. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you turn on classical music for the dogs when you leave the house.
31. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you spent more on your dog’s collar than your son’s last birthday present.
32. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog has a “dress” dog collar while you declare you “have nothing to wear.”
33. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your husband’s major function in life is to be a dog-sitter when you’re out of town.
34. You might be a crazy dog lady, if the wine or beer you drink has a dog on the label.
35. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your husband gave you a coat made especially for dog walking.
36. You might be a crazy dog lady, if spend more time in the yard picking up poop than you do cutting the grass.
37. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you know what a “sniff ‘n go” is.
38. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have no problem using the word BITCH in public.
39. You might be a crazy dog lady if you’re at the dog training center more nights than you’re home.
40. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you live for the weekend because it means there’s a dog event somewhere.
41. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you know all the stores that allow dogs, and boycott the ones that don’t.
42. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog has it’s own wall of pictures, ribbons or titles.
43. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have more than one vacuum because of all the dog hair.
44. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog was IN your wedding.
45. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you’ve FaceTimed with your dog.
46. You might be a crazy dog lady, if your dog has more vitamins and supplements than you.
47. You might be a crazy dog lady, if you have a t-shirt that says you’re a crazy dog lady.